Facts of Life Day 1

Ways to tell you might be a douchebag: If you've ever gone out of your way to make the vehicle you drive louder, you might be a douchebag. If you've ever specifically shopped at Abercrombie and Fitch, you might be a douchebag. If you've ever worn cologne out on a Friday night in the hopes that it will actually help you score, you might be a douchebag.